And I'm David.
And we've been married for almost three-and-a-half years at the time we're typing this. We live in the middle of the UK and we love nothing more than travelling the world and experiencing new places and things.
That might be a transatlantic crossing on QM2 or a new exhibit in our local art gallery.
It's more likely to be a trip to one of the world's Disney theme parks. We visit those fairly regularly.
Groan! Yes, we do. And you can be there with us. Read what we think about Hotel X or Drink Y.
And we'll probably give a few tips along the way - rooms to ask for; our honest opinions if things aren't good and hidden gems you might not know about.
Stay tuned. We're growing, but you''ll want to keep reading.